Ask the Royal Recruiters

thelastcenturion-thesortinghat:

afanoffandoms:

people dont blog about the princess bride enough

she doesn’t even try to walk down she just dives head first onto a fucking hill buttercup what even god i love this movie

*psssst* hey, Tristan. do me a favor, give Nicole's but a little slap and time how long it jiggles for

nicoleships:

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~2.7 seconds

I feel like Tristan is the kind of guy who would sign Nicole up for a twerking dance class, claiming its great exercise

nicoleships:

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guy’s goin for the ‘get tristan slapped the most 2014’ award, goin’ for gold—!

nicoleships:

"and by the cat I mean my butt—!"
thing I drew yesterday with frand gonna take a breather on questions for a bit whoof

The first time I just glanced over this and DID NOT REALIZE IT WAS WINE

nicoleships:

"and by the cat I mean my butt—!"

thing I drew yesterday with frand gonna take a breather on questions for a bit whoof

The first time I just glanced over this and DID NOT REALIZE IT WAS WINE

i-c-how-it-is:

thollukthcaptor:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

dare4more:

I literally just went from aw to wtf.

NO BUT THIS IS WHY I LOVE LAIKA THO,

there was this big uproar over a character from paranormal being gay, so what do they do? next movie, they make a commercial that THROWS THE GAY IN YOUR FACE. They’re literally not being subtle at all about their queer representation and I fucking love them for it

Throw the gay in your face is perhaps the best thing I’ve heard all week.

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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krudman:

dickjarvisblogblog:

Let me tell you a video game joke

relevant

krudman:

kingcheddarxvii:

IT’S CANON, I’M FINALLY IN A CARTOON

king cheddar confirmed disney princess

spankzilla85:

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

Chum for thought.

spankzilla85:

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

Chum for thought.

YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!
a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)