Ask the Royal Recruiters
so your saying she's the human Charlie Sheen then *Winning*
Anonymous

Except for the whole ‘human’ thing.

How many wing powers can a miltitary Pegasus do?
Anonymous

All of them.

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(If you aren’t here already, you should be. High-larious.)

Yeah, it's sad really... Keep us all in one area and we'll find a reason to kill each other. As the saying goes, 'As long as there's two people left alive, someone is going to want someone dead.' After that, it's just a matter of clearing out whoever's left.
Anonymous

Yup.

is it just me or does celestia seem like Adolf Hitler (human world 1933-1945) known as WWII
Anonymous

Sure.

Except for the whole ‘genocide of lesser races’ thing. And the whole ‘spark a global war’ thing. And that ‘concentrate resources on the military’ thing. Also, the ‘women are only good for breeding’ thing. And the whole ‘has a penis’ thing. And the ‘Charlie Chaplin mustache.’

…actually, on second thought, never mind. You’re just a total nutjob.

Why do you ponies break the law of physics?
Anonymous

Why don’t you humans break the laws of physics?

Why do you have to work for royalty does Princess Celestia pay you
Anonymous

I don’t have to. Royal guards aren’t drafted; rather, the force consists completely of volunteers.

But I certainly don’t do it because of the pay.

Throw in the Imperium of Man from the Warhammer 40000 Universe and see how well they do.
Anonymous

Admirably.

If humans drew you they surely can destroy or erase you. So we have.... computers. (not to sound like a douche bag, sorry)
Anonymous

Humans are more likely to destroy themselves, frankly, to the point where we’re not even really concerned about them.

If I join you guys, will I look like you?

Only when you’re wearing the armor. Otherwise, no. That’d be weird.