Except for the whole ‘human’ thing.
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Yup.
Sure.
Except for the whole ‘genocide of lesser races’ thing. And the whole ‘spark a global war’ thing. And that ‘concentrate resources on the military’ thing. Also, the ‘women are only good for breeding’ thing. And the whole ‘has a penis’ thing. And the ‘Charlie Chaplin mustache.’
…actually, on second thought, never mind. You’re just a total nutjob.
Why don’t you humans break the laws of physics?
I don’t have to. Royal guards aren’t drafted; rather, the force consists completely of volunteers.
But I certainly don’t do it because of the pay.
Admirably.

Humans are more likely to destroy themselves, frankly, to the point where we’re not even really concerned about them.